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mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

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lovingcaptainswan:

i—still—do:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

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a-flairforthedramatics:

toewsbeard:

human:

android users be like 

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iphone users be like

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SHOTS FIRED

True!

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